Let me tell you a little about myself. I am a highly excitable and expressive individual. I feel the feels.  Happiness, anger,...

One may ask, to pee or not to pee? Or go further and question where the pee should happen, but there really should be no question. It's...

Here they come, the human pack. The two alphas, and their 3 pups. They all stare down at me, making soothing, sweet sounds. Act cool,...