Bernie is heading to a three-week "Board and Train—Boot Camp" and has some thoughts on the matter.

Bernie is on a mission for Doodle World Domination; follow him on his visit to the Vet, where he uncovers a sinister side to Humans.

Here they come, the human pack. The two alphas, and their 3 pups. They all stare down at me, making soothing, sweet sounds. Act cool,...